Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Road Tripping 2019

If you ever need to drive 1,892 miles (one way) across the country, dragging six children through eleven states, I recommend finding someone like this guy:

He'll get you up well before what any sane person would consider morning, pack the car, and drive every single mile himself. He'll gas up the car and run into the convenience store to buy the kids a candy bar in order to keep them smiling. He'll pull over in the middle of nowhere to let a kid throw up (or pee) on the side of the road and not even complain about the smell they bring back into the car. He'll get you to the 4th of July parade of your childhood on time, and catch a pepperoni stick while he's there. He'll build sand castles on the beach with your sisters and teach your kids to body surf without losing a single one in the ocean. He'll take day trips to Mt Hood or Mt St Helens, leading kids through dark caves and starting snowball fights. When you say, "On the way home let's stop at Four Corners! Or Mesa Verde! Or Santa Fe! Or the Cadillac Ranch!" he'll drive hours out of the way to take you to those places and make those memories for your children. He'll make a month long road trip the Best Summer Ever. 

Did I say I recommend finding someone like this guy? 
Good luck. 
He's one of a kind.

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