T-shirt

There are three things I would wear printed on a T-shirt.

• Meanest Mom in the World (Seriously. I would wear this with pride.)


• I'm not fat, I'm pregnant. (Though, I might be tempted to wear this when I'm NOT pregnant, just to keep people guessing.)


• I'm not a mess, I'm a mom. (Although I do see a lot of moms who aren't messes at all. How do they do that?)