- "Do you have to go potty, Lizzy?" "No, I just have excitement bottom."
- You're pretty old, so you pop, pop, pop.
- You're the meanest mom I ever had!
- I don't know what you're saying, but I love you.
- (At a restaurant, after observing another table of customers): Those are all girls and just one boy. Silly man, don't you know you're just supposed to have one wife?
- Why can't I pick my tongue up?
- (When asked why she's not a duck fan - and I promise we did NOT teach her this!): Because Heavenly Father wants me to be a Beaver.
- That laughed my toots out!
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